Comedians

An audience members comment threw John Crist completely off. The popular funnyman didnt know what to make of what the woman said and wasnt sure how to respond. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear what the woman said that momentarily threw John off his comedic game. Comedians are some of the smartest, sharpest and most quick-witted people youll encounter. It often seems that no matter the situation or whats been said, stand-up comedians always have a lightning-quick response, and its usually pretty hysterical. They are rarely, if ever, caught off guard. However, while they will and do continually practice their routine, trying to perfect their timing and their jokes, they are unable to prepare for every possible situation, all the time. While they are incredibly funny and seem to be right at home on the stage entertaining large audiences, they are still human. A clip posted on YouTube shows that, while performing his stand-up routine, John was not expecting a particular answer from an audience member. He was caught entirely off guard, making for an even more hilarious situation, considering her was momentarily at a loss for words. He wasnt sure how to respond. Let me ask you a question, after the show, are you going to check sports or news? John asked the audience. As the video points out, an intoxicated woman shouted that she was not going to do either of those. Instead, she stated, Were going to check our tire pressure. Now, most people would understand what she meant by that response, but John, from a warmer part of the country, was confused and unsure how to respond. He even had to ask the audience what the woman meant by her answer, and they helped him out. Even after they told him what she meant, he was still not getting it entirely. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Aaron Webers take on italics will have you cracking up. After hearing the comedians uproariously funny views and thoughts on italics, youll never look at them the same again. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear how he used to think about and view italicized words. The English language is a tricky one to master. Its often called one of the most challenging languages in the world to learn. There are so many rules to follow whenever either speaking or writing English, many of which are hard to keep straight. But to complicate matters even further, for every rule in the English language, and there are a lot of them, there is an exception. So, there ya go. Throughout school, from kindergarten through high school and even in college, students are required to take English classes. They take all these classes in the very language we all speak every day, and many people still struggle with something as basic as knowing which form of 'there' to use and when. So, it should come as no surprise when someone becomes more than a little puzzled upon encountering an italicized word. In a clip posted on YouTube, Aaron explained what he used to think italicized words meant. He also gave a deliriously funny real-life example of him responding to an italicized word in the classroom. If Im reading out loud, and a word is just slanted, what do I do with that? he asked. I didnt ask. I assumed. I thought italics meant that I was supposed to read it in an Italian accent. Thats what I thought the word meant. Yall understand how I got there? Well, using this line of thinking, when called upon to read in class, thats exactly what Aaron did, much to the surprise and confusion of his classmates. My friends like, Why did you do that, man? he recalled. I was like, Why did yall not do that? Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

Capn Crunch isnt for beginners or novices, as Jeff Foxworthys hilarious take makes perfectly clear. The popular funnyman shared why a delicate balance must be struck whenever enjoying the sweet, sugary breakfast cereal. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear what Jeff says must happen when chowing down a nice bowl of Capn Crunch. It's been said that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Some would likely argue with that statement, because reaching consensus on anything today is nearly impossible, even for something as innocuous and insignificant as breakfast. Some individuals enjoy arguing too much and being contrarians to cede anything. Regardless of ones stance on the importance of breakfast, who doesnt enjoy a bowl of cereal now and then? There is literally something for every taste. If you want chocolate, peanut butter or marshmallows in your cereal, there are plenty of those that qualify. On the other hand, for those who desire a healthier cereal, there are also options available for purchase. Then, there are some cereals that require special instructions for eating. In a clip posted on YouTube, Jeff mentioned what one must do when eating a bowl of Capn Crunch. As he hilariously points out, an individual cannot dive right in and start downing that sweet, sugary goodness. There is a process, a system that must be adhered to, or bodily injury may occur. Fact of life: out of all the cereals, Capn Crunch is the most time-intensive, he said. Heres what Im talking about. You eat it too soon after you pour the milk on, and you will rip the roof of your mouth to shreds. You wait too long after you pour the milk on, and the captain will put a film on your teeth a wire brush cant get rid of. Capn Crunch is not for everybody, especially for beginners and the inexperienced. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

Nate Bargatzes hotel room issue quickly turned into a big, hilarious problem. The popular funnyman had a minor problem in his room, and things spiraled pretty fast, becoming quite the issue and creating plenty of laughs. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear the problem Nate ran into in his hotel room, and then everything that followed, as people tried to correct the issue. Human beings are failed and flawed creatures, and so, because of that, no ones life is perfect. Everyone has their problems and issues; things they are going through that may be completely invisible to everyone around them. For the most part, people are doing the best they can, trying to make it through another day. However, despite what we might be experiencing and currently going through, if we stop for a minute and take a step back, well probably soon realize something. Well discover that we are tremendously blessed, given more than we could possibly ever need. Sadly, many people, including me, take a lot of our blessings for granted and completely overlook them. In a YouTube clip, Nate mentioned he discovered a problem with his hotel room: the Chromecast wasn't working correctly. Of course, this is a relatively minor problem in the grand scheme of things, but he still called down to the front desk to let them know what was going on. The events that followed his initial phone call are absolutely hilarious! The oldest voice I ever heard answered the phone, he said. This guy was a Civil War survivor. I mean, he was the age where you go, Thank you for your service. After explaining to the older man his technological dilemma, he sent up a younger person, who turned out to be someone in Nates father's age bracket. He immediately knew this was not going to end well, either. It turned out that his initial assessment and conclusion were proven correct. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

Trey Kennedy believes we have way too many parties. The popular comedian is of the belief that not everything, every even remotely significant moment in life requires a celebration. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear Treys take on parties and why he believes not every occasion is deserving of a large gathering of family and friends. Life is not always pleasant. Sadly, there will be many instances in which life causes you tremendous pain and suffering. A lot of times, these events and circumstances will arise through no fault of our own. To make matters even more complicated, these will often happen without a moments notice, completely blindsiding us, leaving us entirely unprepared to absorb the hit that is about to take place. Thankfully, when these do happen, many people have friends and family they can rely on for help and support. They offer encouragement, a shoulder to cry on and a listening ear. Also, during much better, happier times, these people will be around to help us celebrate and recognize those special occasions. But do we really need to throw all those parties? Does everything need a large gathering of people? Trey Kennedy questions whether its really necessary. In a clip posted on YouTube, Trey hilariously explained that his sister threw a party to announce that she and her husband were expecting a child. That sounds fine, right? Who doesnt love a baby? But then they threw another get-together to reveal the youngsters gender. Really? My sister, she couldnt just simply notify us shes pregnant, right? Trey said. She was like, Why dont you guys come over this Saturday at 9 a.m.? Right? Shes got the hidden cameras, every corner. And I show up, Im a good sport, but I know whats coming. Later in the clip, when it was time for the gender reveal party, he was in charge of getting the cake for the big moment. He confessed that choosing a confusing color for the cake did cross his mind. And Utah, I thought about ruining it, he said. I thought about it, you know? I asked, I was, like, Ill pay double for yellow. Ill pay double. What does that mean? Oh, youre having a Teletubby! Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Leanne Morgan hit the slopes, and comedy ensued. The popular comedian shared what happened to her during a family skiing trip. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear Leanne discuss an embarrassing and awkward skiing mishap, and the strange interaction that followed. Many people, for some inexplicable reason, love skiing. Ive never seen the appeal of moving at a high rate of speed down a hill, and in some cases, a mountain, while trying to avoid slamming into trees and your fellow skiers. Skiers pride themselves on conquering this hill or that hill, hopefully doing so without sustaining injury. Oh, and this is also an activity performed outside, in the snow and cold. None of that sounds the least bit interesting to me. Sounds like we might want to leave that to the Olympians. Nevertheless, people enjoy skiing and are often willing to travel long distances. Hilly, mountainous western states such as Colorado and Utah are prime destinations for skiers, offering the perfect places to test their skills. Hopefully, when its all said and done, they come away from their experience with no injuries and all their limbs still intact. In a clip posted on YouTube, Leanne shares that her family tries to go skiing regularly, at least once a year. Her husband and children love the activity, while, given her comments, Leanne doesnt seem too keen on it. Instead, it sounds as if she is just more along for the ride than a true skiing enthusiast. Anyway, as she explained, she was on the ski lift, on her way to the top of the hill, when something odd and unexpected happened to her. In her words, something did not click. I had every intention of skiing that year, she said. I had on everything. I was ready to go, and I know how to get off a ski lift, and I know how to ski. But something did not click that day, and I just fell off that ski lift into the snow. She found herself lying in the snow, near the ski lift, watching as it went around and around her. Eventually, one of the workers at the resort came by and offered her some less-than-helpful words of advice. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Tim Hawkins is a big fan of IKEA. The popular and incredibly talented comedian loves himself some of the Swedish retailer. Watch the short but hysterical clip in which Tims love of IKEA is made terribly clear. Shopping is an awful activity. Yes, I know and understand that its something that must be done regularly to survive, especially grocery shopping (without a doubt the worst type of shopping). People need things periodically, and retail establishments have been set up to fulfill those needs. Its based on that age-old economic rule of supply and demand. You have a demand for something, and stores are there to fulfil that demand by supplying it with their products. Now, when it comes to shopping, people will have their favorite places to browse and pick up those much-needed items. That is, unless youre like me and youd rather not go to any stores. Regardless, most individuals have favorites, and they have their own reasons why this store is better than that one, or vice versa. Maybe its because of their prices, or perhaps one stores layout is better and more efficient than someone elses. In a clip posted on YouTube, Tim Hawkins made his favorite store abundantly clear. Its not Walmart, Target or even Costco, but surprisingly its IKEA. Why is the popular Swedish retailer his favorite? We are not given the reasons why. Maybe he really likes putting furniture together or enjoys their world-famous meatballs. Whatever his reasoning might be, he posted a hysterical clip of himself pushing a cart around an IKEA. In the video, Tim also includes a snippet of Mamma Mia, the most popular and iconic tune from the legendary Swedish group ABBA. It remains unclear exactly what hes shopping for in the video, as he quickly moves about through the large store, but viewers will soon get the sense that Tim is enjoying himself at IKEA. Proverbs 15:13 A glad heart makes a sinning face, but by the sorrow of the heart, the spirit is broken.

A comedians hysterical response to a disturbance will have you cracking up. The funnyman, Jeff Allen, encountered an unexpected situation in the middle of the night, and his reaction was not what he or anyone else expected. Watch the short and hilarious clip to hear about the situation Jeff found himself in, and his immediate response to it. This world is lost and fallen, full of people who are hurting and struggling. Sin has done a number on this planet, this place where we all temporarily reside. Due to sin, bad things happen, and emergencies where we are forced to act without a moments notice. In some instances, how we react in that moment can be the difference between life and death. Now, everyone, if put in an emergency situation where our lives and those of our family were in immediate danger, would like to think we would know how to respond. We want to think wed react heroically, doing what needed to be done to eliminate that threatening entity or force. But is that really how most of us would act? When that fight-or-flight response kicks in, a lot of people will probably high-tail it out of there, screaming, while running in the other direction. In a clip posted on YouTube, Jeff hilariously detailed how he responded to a situation he initially perceived as dangerous, but first impressions can often be deceiving. Regardless, how he reacted and what he did in the moment is still pretty hysterical. We have a dress rehearsal one night, he said. I wake up; theres a human being at the foot of my bed at 3 in the morning. I dont know if youve ever, it was her, but I didnt know it. I honestly thought someone was ready to attack me in the bed. He shared that he began screaming wildly, flailing about and reached for the safe, eventually picking it up and then readied himself to throw it. But before he did that, his wife made her presence known. You! Jeff said. I could have shot you! She says, Not from what I saw, you spaz. Isaiah 41:10 Have no fear, for I am with you; do not be looking about in trouble, for I am your God; I will give you strength, yes, I will be your helper; yes, my true right hand will be your support.

Youll be cracking up at this comedians stay at a 5-star hotel. The funnyman shared his hilarious experiences from his time at an expensive, luxurious and highly rated accommodation. Watch the short but hysterical clip to listen to Chad Thornsberry discuss his time at a hotel in downtown Chicago. Who doesnt love traveling? Is there anything better than getting outside and seeing all that the world has to offer? There is so much more that exists beyond what we see and experience in our day-to-day lives. Yes, we should be grateful for what weve been given, but sometimes its fun to go out and see new places, have new experiences. Now, whenever traveling, regardless of our ultimate destination, well have to find some place to lay our heads at night. While Airbnbs has become extremely popular as of late, some people still prefer the comfort and somewhat familiarity of a hotel. In a clip posted on YouTube, Chad discussed the time he stayed at a rather pricey establishment in downtown Chicago. It was a bit of culture shock for him, as hes not used to staying in such expensive spots. As he mentioned in the opening moments, his stay was part of a work trip and paid for by the company. His time at the hotel in the Windy City got off on a rocky and hilarious start even before he entered the building. As Im staring, the door to my truck opens, he said. As Im turning, out of the corner of my eye, I see somebody start to get in, and so just out of a reaction, I just turn and shove this guy. And he just kind of stumbles backwards, and Im like, Dude, what are you doing? He said, Sir, Im your valet. But in my defense, I dont drive the type of vehicle that you typically valet. Later, after finally getting into the hotel, he has a brief but hilarious encounter with the person behind the desk, who helps him check in. But that wasnt all. Several hours later, he received a phone call from the hotel asking him how the room was and if everything was OK. This courtesy call had Chad more than a little confused. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

This hotel waffle story from Nate Bargatze will have you laughing out loud. The popular and talented funnyman has a skill in making anything, even the smallest, most insignificant encounter and experience, deliriously funny, and he has done that once again with what he witnessed during a continental breakfast. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear what happened when he and a buddy tried to enjoy breakfast at a hotel. Hotels are an excellent modern convenience that too many of us take for granted. They make travel and vacations possible, or at least much easier, allowing people to easily book a place to stay for a night or two while going from Point A to Point B. What would we do if hotels didn't exist? Probably open the Airbnb app and figure out something there, but thats beside the point. Most people have stayed in a hotel at some point. Some of them were great, and others likely not so much. However, despite the condition of the room or whether anything was missing or damaged, can we all admit that the continental breakfast is the best thing about staying at a hotel? Who doesnt want to wake up and rush downstairs for a cinnamon roll or a nice bowl of Lucky Charms? In a clip posted on YouTube, Nate explained that he and a buddy were trying to enjoy their hotels breakfast layout when things went horribly and hilariously wrong. What should have just been a nice breakfast turned into a catastrophe. So, Im with my buddy of mine, thats my age, he said. So, we go through; hes in front of me. Not really talking or anything, just going through. He gets to it. Its batter and syrup theyre in clear containers. Theyre not labeled, but theyre in clear containers. He gets the syrup and starts pouring it on the waffle iron. This seemed like an odd move, but Nate was interested to see where his friend was going with this culinary decision, so he just hung back and watched for a moment. And Im not even stopping him because hes not doing it where hes going, I dont, Ive never done that, he added. Hes doing it where were probably going to try it after. Hes doing it like. Im like, dude, I cant wait to see what this guy is making. Like, he might know something that I dont know. Moments later, he discovered how his friends creation turned out. And it makes black smoke, is what it makes, he said. Not all recipes will be winners. 1 Corinthians 10:31So then, if it is a question of food or drink, or any other thing, whatever you do, do all to the glory of God.

This comedian explained how his education impacted his career. The funnyman, Greg Warren, mentioned what happened before and after he obtained his college degree. Watch the short but hysterical clip to listen to Greg explain how his life was changed after he became a college graduate. An education is something that will never be completed. It does not matter how many degrees someone has or does not have; there will always be more facts, figures and knowledge to acquire. Anyone who says otherwise is incredibly nave and is only fooling themselves. However, at some point in life, they will figure out just how wrong they were, believing that they know it all after they get that piece of paper. Every day should be a learning experience, an opportunity to increase what we know. There are so many opportunities available to obtain information. They are literally all around us desktops, laptops, cell phones and libraries. Anyone who says they have no way to learn or acquire knowledge isnt looking or trying hard enough. Learning and obtaining more information will only make your life better, or at least thats what weve been led to believe. In a clip posted on YouTube, Greg, who is a college graduate, explained what happened to him after he got that coveted piece of paper. His job did not exactly get better. In fact, he hilariously makes the point that it might have gotten worse. I was a waiter before I went to college, and I came out a busboy, he said. If I wouldve gone to grad school, I am pretty sure I could have made dishwasher. I think I could have done it. Of course, a degree, while important, is not everything when it comes to the job market. Sometimes, there are factors beyond our control, regardless of how educated we are. Proverbs 18:15 The heart of the man of good sense gets knowledge; the ear of the wise is searching for knowledge.

Greg Warren hilariously called out his insurance company for not trying hard enough. The popular funnyman would just like the company he pays thousands of dollars to put forth a little more effort. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear what Greg would like his insurance company to do for him. Insurance is one of those things that nobody enjoys buying. Even though purchasing it is never a fun experience, were compelled to have it, by law, in some cases. Once weve selected a plan that fits our budget and our liking, the best, most fun part comes next: making monthly payments for it (heavy sarcasm, for sure). As most people know, even though you pay those insurance companies thousands of dollars, when it comes time to use that insurance for what it was intended for, they, without fail, will try to get out of paying, usually through some technicality. Thats why people hate insurance companies in a nutshell. All we want is for them to hold up their end of the deal. Greg is also not a big fan of his insurance company. In a clip posted on YouTube, he said he would appreciate it if his insurance tried just a little harder. More effort would be nice. What he suggests they do is absolutely hysterical. First of all, they say theyre going to send you an insurance card, he said. Stop calling it a card. Its a piece of paper, OK. I want a card. Thirty-five hundred dollars I gave you guys last year; you can afford to send me a card. At least laminate the card. The library laminates their cards. I dont think the whole library system made $3,500 last year. Later in the clip, Greg says that while the insurance company typically sends a piece of paper with directions on where to cut, he wants to go a different direction with it. He wants to make odd and unexpected shapes with his insurance card. 1 Timothy 5:8 If anyone has no care for his family and those in his house, he is false to the faith, and is worse than one who has no faith.

Grocery shopping goes off the rails in this comedians hysterical bit. You probably wont look at a trip to the grocery store the same after listening to and laughing at his shopping advice. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear what he says shoppers should do at the store. Shopping is one of the worst activities human beings regularly engage in, and there is no disputing that. However, if you can believe it, shopping, as bad as it is, does get considerably worse. This horrible, undesirable activity does have a name: grocery shopping. Seriously, there is nothing worse than a trip to the grocery store, and this is for several reasons. For starters, its nearly impossible to have a quick trip to the grocery store. No matter what item you need, there will always be someone standing right in front of it, holding and carefully reading a box of cake mix or Stove Top Stuffing. This wont be a simple skimming of the ingredients, either. No, they will always be reading as if their life depended on knowing exactly what goes into red velvet. And dont even get me started on the people for whom returning a cart is too much effort. In a clip posted on YouTube, Kellen Erskine shares some thoughts and opinions on grocery shopping as well. He does not appear to be a fan of the activity either. However, what he proposes will certainly make grocery shopping much more interesting. The most selfish thing a human being can do is leave a shopping cart in an empty parking space, he said. Yeah, if youve done that, shame on you. Youre telling me you can meander two and a half miles inside Costco, but the moment you get to your vehicle, youre like, Not another step. He is 100 percent right about the shopping cart situation! Later in the clip, he suggests doing something that, while hilarious, will likely not be appreciated by your fellow shoppers. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

These adult responses from Zoltan Kaszas will have you rolling with laughter. The comedian has some of the best and most hilarious ways to respond to specific situations. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear some of Zoltans hilarious adult responses to particular events that will have you doubled over with laughter and struggling to catch your breath. It's been said that most of life is not what happens to you, but how you react to it. Most people would happily agree with that statement if for no other reason than it gives us control, and people love feeling like they have power and control over their lives. So, while we may not always have control over what happens to us, we are still in charge of how we respond to this or that. Of course, how we respond will vary depending on several factors, including our age. For instance, a child will not react to something the same way a teenager would, and vice versa. Also, adults do, or at least should, respond differently to situations when compared to a child, a teenager or an elderly individual. In a clip posted on YouTube, Zoltan mentioned several situations and also how adults would theoretically react to those situations. With some of them, he may be correct, spot-on even and others, maybe not so much, but either way, you will be laughing yourself silly. He talked about holding a jar and then dropping it at the grocery store. Initially, his first reaction to the situation was to high-tail it out of there, but he knew that wasnt the adult way to handle that incident, and so he had to suppress that urge to run. An adult stands there, and calls the manager over, goes, Excuse me! he said. And then they call a teenager over with a mop, and then you stand there while you watch them clean it. Later in the clip, he discussed seeing an infomercial that nearly everyone is familiar with and how he feels about it now that he is officially in his 30s. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Anjelah Johnson-Reyes has almost found a way to avoid those Starbucks lines. The popular comedian believes her plan is nearly perfect, except for one minor detail. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear what her almost foolproof plan is to beat those annoyingly long lines at Starbucks. Everyone has to have their caffeine in the morning. Can you imagine what would happen if some people did not get their morning shot of sugar and caffeine? People would probably be at each others throats by 10:30. Entire office buildings would be in complete revolt by lunchtime. Hopefully, thats not the case at all. But even sarcastically entertaining those scenarios goes to show you how addicted many people are to their morning coffee and other forms of caffeine, which are happily supplied by Starbucks. However, the only problem with Starbucks (on top of the high caffeine and sugar content of their drinks) is their often-long lines. No one wants to wait in line for a drink that they need immediately! In a clip posted on YouTube, Anjelah believes that she may have found the perfect way to get around those lines at the popular shop. Her hilarious solution for avoiding those lines all comes down to how she is dressed. It all sounds great at first, but there is one major flaw to her plan. She discovered a store that sells scrubs, and the best part, she says, is that anyone can walk in and buy some medical clothes. You did not have to show any ID or any type of employee status. If you had the money, they could be yours. She had a plan to wear those to Starbucks, hoping people would let her go ahead of them, thinking she had just come off a long shift at the hospital. Its a genius plan, until theres an actual emergency at Starbucks, she said. It sounds like she will have to keep looking for a solution. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

Nate Bargatzes strong anti-lake stance will have you cracking up. The popular funnyman has staked out a firm position on that body of water, and its not a positive one either. Watch the short but hysterical clip to listen to Nate explain why he is very much against lakes and being out on them. Everyone likes the water. When the temperature warms, one of the most popular outdoor activities is to enjoy the water. That could mean heading to a beach to take a swim in the ocean or heading to a water park to try out their latest and greatest water slide. Additionally, it could mean enjoying a relaxing evening on the lake, taking in the beautiful scenery. Well, as it turns out, not everyone does, in fact, enjoy the water. Nate is not a big fan of all kinds of bodies of water. Specifically, Nate hates lakes and is totally against being on them for any amount of time. In a clip posted on YouTube, Nate explained why he is so opposed to lakes. His reasons for his dislike of lakes will have you laughing and may even have you nodding along as he makes some excellent points about them. If he has to be on a lake, he would prefer a vessel that moves rather slowly and is very quiet. But he confesses that, from his experience, that has never been the case. I mean, its her boat, its five hours, he said. You just sit in the back of it - Be! Be! Be! Be! Be! No one can talk; its just chaos. I mean, stuff is flying everywhere. Im sore for a month, just, like, Is that from the boat? Later in the clip, he added how out on the lake, its pretty much anarchy. Theres no rules on the lake, he said. Its just the wild West. Everybody drives as fast as they want. Theres only sudden turns made out there. Everybody driving a boat is either drunk or 11. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.