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Zoltan Kaszas got mistaken for Jesus, and his reaction is hilarious. The comedian had an odd encounter in which someone incorrectly identified him as the Son of God, and he had to act quickly. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear Zoltan describe this interaction and what he did after someone believed he was Jesus Christ. If not for the love, grace and forgiveness of Jesus Christ, none of us would have a chance. Wed all be lost and living in sin and shame, condemned to be forever separated from Him. Thankfully, that does not have to be our end. We can be forgiven and spend eternity with Him. As the Bibles most famous verse, John 3:16 states that God sent His one and only Son, Jesus Christ, to Earth as a living, breathing sacrifice for the sins of humanity. That entire verse is critical, but for a second, concentrate on the part where the verse mentions His one and only Son. He is the messiah, the one the prophecies told of; there will never be anyone else. However, in a clip posted on YouTube, Zoltan detailed an encounter in which someone believed he was the Son of God. At first, he knew this was probably not a conversation that he wanted to extend, but then something happened that forced him to act quickly, creating a hysterical situation. She yelled at me again, she goes, Throw me a blessing, Jesus, Zoltan recalled. I was like, Well, I cant let my children down. I got to throw this girl a blessing. What if this is a big day for her? What if this is where she turns her life around, cause she got to meet who she thinks is Jesus at the Portland train station? I cant leave her hanging. This could be a monumental day in this womans life. Later in the clip, Zoltan added that he ran into another problem. Heres the problem, though, Ive never seen a blessing thrown, he said. Ive never seen it go down. Is it underhand? Ive never seen it happen. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

Nerds candy and University of Oregon football? Nate Bargatzes comparison is hilarious. The popular funnyman believes that the two are alike in one surprising and hysterical way. Watch the short but uproarious clip to hear what Nate thinks Nerds and Oregon football have in common. Most people have a sweet tooth. In fact, some have a rather large sweet tooth (myself included), craving sugar regularly or semi-regularly. Its hard to relate to those who do not enjoy sweets. How is that even possible? How can you not like sugar in some form? Now, for us normal people, who do enjoy and crave those sweet, sugary treats, we all have our favorites. Without a doubt, we could all rattle off our favorite treats if asked to do so effortlessly (Starburst and Milky Way). Nate, like most people, is a fan of sweets, with Nerds apparently being his favorite. He is such a fan of the popular candy that he often mentions it in his act, commenting on the companys creativity and innovation. In a clip posted on YouTube, Nate added that he cannot believe everything that is happening with Nerds and even compared it to the University of Oregons football team. They are pushing boundaries, and thats why theyre excelling, is that youve seen a lot of other candy kind of get stuck, he said. You know, its like, Well, we got a worm, but now its an octopus. And youre like, You see what Nerds? Like, are you out of your mind? Weve got; were in different holders now. Later in the clip, he mentioned that some candies are classics and dont need to change, but Nerds is always doing something, always looking to improve. Where at Nerds, its like Oregon football, where like, we wear a different uniform every day. Only Nate could spot similarities between a particular type of candy and a Big Ten schools football team. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Aaron Weber loves Creed, but someone else took their fandom to a whole new level. The comedian enjoys the rock bands musical stylings, but when he heard what some other Creed did, he was completely blown away. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear about Aarons love of Creed and what another fan of the band did that is both unbelievable and pretty hilarious. Creed is a lot like another popular band, Nickelback. Yes, they are both rock bands, and had their heydays around the same time frame, but that is not what makes them alike or connects them in most peoples minds. No, its the fact that they are both mocked endlessly, and those who do enjoy their music do so secretly and would not confess to it publicly. Not everyone, as it turns out, fears retribution and continual and constant mockery for their Creed fandom. Aaron is one of those people. The comedian is not ashamed to admit that he is a fan of the Scott Tap-led band, Creed. He even managed to work his love of Creed into a hilarious bit in his stand-up routine, which will have you rolling with laughter. In a clip posted on YouTube, Aaron explains that he thought he was a huge Creed fan until he heard this story about another Creed fan. Im a big Creed fan, Aaron said. Ive been a Creed fan for a while. I thought I was the biggest fan I knew. I was in the car with my buddy, Tanner. Hes a comedian, and we were driving, and the song, With Arms Wide Open came on. I dont know how it came on, shuffle or something. I put it on. But I said, Man, I love this song, and my buddy Tanner goes, You know I was born to this song. Aaron was taken aback by the comment, unsure what his friend meant. When it was explained to him, he could not believe it. What does that mean you were born to this song? Aaron asked. He said, It was playing when I was born. I was like, Were you born in a bowling alley? How did this happen? Why was there music playing at all? His friend mentioned that his father brought a speaker to the delivery room, and he made sure With Arms Wide Open was playing. Thats the biggest Creed fan I know, right there, he added. His dad was like in the delivery room, Pass me the cord. Umbilical cord? Na,na,na,na the AUX cord. Ephesians 5:19 Speaking to yourselves in psalms and hymns and spiritual songs, singing and making melody in your heart to the Lord;

An audience members comment threw John Crist completely off. The popular funnyman didnt know what to make of what the woman said and wasnt sure how to respond. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear what the woman said that momentarily threw John off his comedic game. Comedians are some of the smartest, sharpest and most quick-witted people youll encounter. It often seems that no matter the situation or whats been said, stand-up comedians always have a lightning-quick response, and its usually pretty hysterical. They are rarely, if ever, caught off guard. However, while they will and do continually practice their routine, trying to perfect their timing and their jokes, they are unable to prepare for every possible situation, all the time. While they are incredibly funny and seem to be right at home on the stage entertaining large audiences, they are still human. A clip posted on YouTube shows that, while performing his stand-up routine, John was not expecting a particular answer from an audience member. He was caught entirely off guard, making for an even more hilarious situation, considering her was momentarily at a loss for words. He wasnt sure how to respond. Let me ask you a question, after the show, are you going to check sports or news? John asked the audience. As the video points out, an intoxicated woman shouted that she was not going to do either of those. Instead, she stated, Were going to check our tire pressure. Now, most people would understand what she meant by that response, but John, from a warmer part of the country, was confused and unsure how to respond. He even had to ask the audience what the woman meant by her answer, and they helped him out. Even after they told him what she meant, he was still not getting it entirely. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Aaron Webers take on italics will have you cracking up. After hearing the comedians uproariously funny views and thoughts on italics, youll never look at them the same again. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear how he used to think about and view italicized words. The English language is a tricky one to master. Its often called one of the most challenging languages in the world to learn. There are so many rules to follow whenever either speaking or writing English, many of which are hard to keep straight. But to complicate matters even further, for every rule in the English language, and there are a lot of them, there is an exception. So, there ya go. Throughout school, from kindergarten through high school and even in college, students are required to take English classes. They take all these classes in the very language we all speak every day, and many people still struggle with something as basic as knowing which form of 'there' to use and when. So, it should come as no surprise when someone becomes more than a little puzzled upon encountering an italicized word. In a clip posted on YouTube, Aaron explained what he used to think italicized words meant. He also gave a deliriously funny real-life example of him responding to an italicized word in the classroom. If Im reading out loud, and a word is just slanted, what do I do with that? he asked. I didnt ask. I assumed. I thought italics meant that I was supposed to read it in an Italian accent. Thats what I thought the word meant. Yall understand how I got there? Well, using this line of thinking, when called upon to read in class, thats exactly what Aaron did, much to the surprise and confusion of his classmates. My friends like, Why did you do that, man? he recalled. I was like, Why did yall not do that? Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

Youll be laughing at this spot-on take on Midwest party etiquette. Invite someone from the Midwest to a get-together, and they will likely exhibit some, if not all, of these actions. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see and hear how Midwesterners are likely to conduct themselves at a party. The United States of America is a massive country, which spans from the Atlantic Ocean on the east to the Pacific Ocean on the west. Within that large mass of land, there are several landscapes and climates from sweltering, uncomfortably warm to snowy, frigid and everything in between. Whatever your preference, there is bound to be an area of the country that will meet your needs. Additionally, depending on what region of the country youre in at the time, you will encounter different kinds and types of people. For instance, people who live in the Northeast are generally considered more aggressive and in-your-face, while those in the Pacific Northwest are thought to be more laid-back and go-with-the-flow. When it comes to the Midwest, they are thought to be nice, perhaps overly and even annoyingly nice, choosing to defer to others in many situations. A clip posted on YouTube perfectly captures how a typical Midwesterner is likely to act at a party. If youre from the Midwest or know someone who is, these actions and phrases will be very familiar. In the videos opening moments, the Midwesterner arrives at the party with his hands full of food, including tons of dip, even though he was told not to bring anything with him. Then the man keeps asking whether there is anything he can do to help the person throwing the party. He will not take no for an answer and insists on doing something helpful. However, the most hilarious part is when he has a huge personal crisis over a piece of pizza. Oh, no, I cant eat the last slice, he said. Maybe Ill just cut it in half, and then someone else can have the last one. He cuts it and then cuts it a couple more times until there is nothing left. Romans 15:7 So then, take one another to your hearts, and as Christ took us, to the glory of God.

Capn Crunch isnt for beginners or novices, as Jeff Foxworthys hilarious take makes perfectly clear. The popular funnyman shared why a delicate balance must be struck whenever enjoying the sweet, sugary breakfast cereal. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear what Jeff says must happen when chowing down a nice bowl of Capn Crunch. It's been said that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Some would likely argue with that statement, because reaching consensus on anything today is nearly impossible, even for something as innocuous and insignificant as breakfast. Some individuals enjoy arguing too much and being contrarians to cede anything. Regardless of ones stance on the importance of breakfast, who doesnt enjoy a bowl of cereal now and then? There is literally something for every taste. If you want chocolate, peanut butter or marshmallows in your cereal, there are plenty of those that qualify. On the other hand, for those who desire a healthier cereal, there are also options available for purchase. Then, there are some cereals that require special instructions for eating. In a clip posted on YouTube, Jeff mentioned what one must do when eating a bowl of Capn Crunch. As he hilariously points out, an individual cannot dive right in and start downing that sweet, sugary goodness. There is a process, a system that must be adhered to, or bodily injury may occur. Fact of life: out of all the cereals, Capn Crunch is the most time-intensive, he said. Heres what Im talking about. You eat it too soon after you pour the milk on, and you will rip the roof of your mouth to shreds. You wait too long after you pour the milk on, and the captain will put a film on your teeth a wire brush cant get rid of. Capn Crunch is not for everybody, especially for beginners and the inexperienced. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

Nate Bargatzes hotel room issue quickly turned into a big, hilarious problem. The popular funnyman had a minor problem in his room, and things spiraled pretty fast, becoming quite the issue and creating plenty of laughs. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear the problem Nate ran into in his hotel room, and then everything that followed, as people tried to correct the issue. Human beings are failed and flawed creatures, and so, because of that, no ones life is perfect. Everyone has their problems and issues; things they are going through that may be completely invisible to everyone around them. For the most part, people are doing the best they can, trying to make it through another day. However, despite what we might be experiencing and currently going through, if we stop for a minute and take a step back, well probably soon realize something. Well discover that we are tremendously blessed, given more than we could possibly ever need. Sadly, many people, including me, take a lot of our blessings for granted and completely overlook them. In a YouTube clip, Nate mentioned he discovered a problem with his hotel room: the Chromecast wasn't working correctly. Of course, this is a relatively minor problem in the grand scheme of things, but he still called down to the front desk to let them know what was going on. The events that followed his initial phone call are absolutely hilarious! The oldest voice I ever heard answered the phone, he said. This guy was a Civil War survivor. I mean, he was the age where you go, Thank you for your service. After explaining to the older man his technological dilemma, he sent up a younger person, who turned out to be someone in Nates father's age bracket. He immediately knew this was not going to end well, either. It turned out that his initial assessment and conclusion were proven correct. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

Trey Kennedy believes we have way too many parties. The popular comedian is of the belief that not everything, every even remotely significant moment in life requires a celebration. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear Treys take on parties and why he believes not every occasion is deserving of a large gathering of family and friends. Life is not always pleasant. Sadly, there will be many instances in which life causes you tremendous pain and suffering. A lot of times, these events and circumstances will arise through no fault of our own. To make matters even more complicated, these will often happen without a moments notice, completely blindsiding us, leaving us entirely unprepared to absorb the hit that is about to take place. Thankfully, when these do happen, many people have friends and family they can rely on for help and support. They offer encouragement, a shoulder to cry on and a listening ear. Also, during much better, happier times, these people will be around to help us celebrate and recognize those special occasions. But do we really need to throw all those parties? Does everything need a large gathering of people? Trey Kennedy questions whether its really necessary. In a clip posted on YouTube, Trey hilariously explained that his sister threw a party to announce that she and her husband were expecting a child. That sounds fine, right? Who doesnt love a baby? But then they threw another get-together to reveal the youngsters gender. Really? My sister, she couldnt just simply notify us shes pregnant, right? Trey said. She was like, Why dont you guys come over this Saturday at 9 a.m.? Right? Shes got the hidden cameras, every corner. And I show up, Im a good sport, but I know whats coming. Later in the clip, when it was time for the gender reveal party, he was in charge of getting the cake for the big moment. He confessed that choosing a confusing color for the cake did cross his mind. And Utah, I thought about ruining it, he said. I thought about it, you know? I asked, I was, like, Ill pay double for yellow. Ill pay double. What does that mean? Oh, youre having a Teletubby! Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Leanne Morgan hit the slopes, and comedy ensued. The popular comedian shared what happened to her during a family skiing trip. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear Leanne discuss an embarrassing and awkward skiing mishap, and the strange interaction that followed. Many people, for some inexplicable reason, love skiing. Ive never seen the appeal of moving at a high rate of speed down a hill, and in some cases, a mountain, while trying to avoid slamming into trees and your fellow skiers. Skiers pride themselves on conquering this hill or that hill, hopefully doing so without sustaining injury. Oh, and this is also an activity performed outside, in the snow and cold. None of that sounds the least bit interesting to me. Sounds like we might want to leave that to the Olympians. Nevertheless, people enjoy skiing and are often willing to travel long distances. Hilly, mountainous western states such as Colorado and Utah are prime destinations for skiers, offering the perfect places to test their skills. Hopefully, when its all said and done, they come away from their experience with no injuries and all their limbs still intact. In a clip posted on YouTube, Leanne shares that her family tries to go skiing regularly, at least once a year. Her husband and children love the activity, while, given her comments, Leanne doesnt seem too keen on it. Instead, it sounds as if she is just more along for the ride than a true skiing enthusiast. Anyway, as she explained, she was on the ski lift, on her way to the top of the hill, when something odd and unexpected happened to her. In her words, something did not click. I had every intention of skiing that year, she said. I had on everything. I was ready to go, and I know how to get off a ski lift, and I know how to ski. But something did not click that day, and I just fell off that ski lift into the snow. She found herself lying in the snow, near the ski lift, watching as it went around and around her. Eventually, one of the workers at the resort came by and offered her some less-than-helpful words of advice. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Kristin Chenoweth underwent the ultimate soda taste. The actress and singer put her taste buds to the test as she tried to identify popular soft drinks correctly. Watch the short, thoroughly enjoyable and fun clip to see whether Kristin passed or failed the ultimate soda taste test. Americans love themselves some sugar, and it doesnt matter if it comes in the form of food or a drink. However, despite Americans love affair and obsession with sugar, we could all probably stand to consume less of it. Every doctor and medical professional will likely tell you the same thing. Cutting back on the sugar will do wonders for your health and your waistline. Given Americas ever-increasing obesity problem, health should always be top of mind when it comes to food and drink. However, completely cutting out everything that tastes good is no fun. Who wants to live like that? Not me, and Id venture to guess no one else does either. Finding and striking a balance has to be done. Enjoy this or that, but dont overdo it. In a clip posted on YouTube, Kristin sampled a handful of popular soft drinks. But she was unable to see what she was drinking, wanting to see if she really knew what she was consuming without seeing the label. Going into this test, the Broadway star was very confident. She had this. It was going to be a piece of cake. At one point, she claimed that if she didnt recognize the taste of Coca-Cola, her name wasnt Kristin Chenoweth. In the end, the results were not what she expected. She did not do quite so well and only correctly identified a couple of the drinks. She did have an excuse, and one that many people would buy, believing that she had a valid point. She claimed that she did so poorly because the drinks were not cold. Im not sure I would have fared much better. But it would still be fun to try and see how well you could do. 3 John 1:2 My loved one, it is my prayer that you may do well in all things, and be healthy in body, even as your soul does well.

Road signs mean something totally different in the South. Who knew that those signs we all see when heading down the highway were up for interpretation, especially when it comes to one part of the country? Watch the short and hysterical clip to see what one driver in the southern United States thinks these road signs mean. Driving, as its often described, is a privilege and not a right granted through any of our countrys founding documents. So, like any other privilege, driving comes with responsibilities and obligations. These must be followed and adhered to in order to keep this privilege. More commonly, these are referred to as following the rules of the road. Now, as any experienced driver knows and will tell you, understanding and following road signs and other warnings is a definite rule of the road. Failure to do so could land you in legal trouble and possibly result in a hefty fine. A good majority of the road signs we see every day are self-explanatory. There is no way anyone could interpret those signs any other way than what is explicitly written on them. Apparently, that is not always the case. A clip posted on YouTube hilariously shows what those road signs mean to some drivers in the South. For every sign that is shown, the individual representing the rest of America completely understands and acknowledges what the sign says and means. They have no issue with the sign. However, that is not the case for the individual who stands in for drivers in the South. He has a complaint and a hypothetical situation for every sign, even for the stop sign, when it does not and should not apply. Apparently, the video argues that whenever one embarks on a road trip into the South, they are putting their lives at risk. Some are likely to argue with this conclusion, and others - especially those who live in the South - may object to this statement, or they might wholeheartedly agree with what the hysterical clip says about southern drivers. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Tim Hawkins is a big fan of IKEA. The popular and incredibly talented comedian loves himself some of the Swedish retailer. Watch the short but hysterical clip in which Tims love of IKEA is made terribly clear. Shopping is an awful activity. Yes, I know and understand that its something that must be done regularly to survive, especially grocery shopping (without a doubt the worst type of shopping). People need things periodically, and retail establishments have been set up to fulfill those needs. Its based on that age-old economic rule of supply and demand. You have a demand for something, and stores are there to fulfil that demand by supplying it with their products. Now, when it comes to shopping, people will have their favorite places to browse and pick up those much-needed items. That is, unless youre like me and youd rather not go to any stores. Regardless, most individuals have favorites, and they have their own reasons why this store is better than that one, or vice versa. Maybe its because of their prices, or perhaps one stores layout is better and more efficient than someone elses. In a clip posted on YouTube, Tim Hawkins made his favorite store abundantly clear. Its not Walmart, Target or even Costco, but surprisingly its IKEA. Why is the popular Swedish retailer his favorite? We are not given the reasons why. Maybe he really likes putting furniture together or enjoys their world-famous meatballs. Whatever his reasoning might be, he posted a hysterical clip of himself pushing a cart around an IKEA. In the video, Tim also includes a snippet of Mamma Mia, the most popular and iconic tune from the legendary Swedish group ABBA. It remains unclear exactly what hes shopping for in the video, as he quickly moves about through the large store, but viewers will soon get the sense that Tim is enjoying himself at IKEA. Proverbs 15:13 A glad heart makes a sinning face, but by the sorrow of the heart, the spirit is broken.

Youll be cracking up at this comedians stay at a 5-star hotel. The funnyman shared his hilarious experiences from his time at an expensive, luxurious and highly rated accommodation. Watch the short but hysterical clip to listen to Chad Thornsberry discuss his time at a hotel in downtown Chicago. Who doesnt love traveling? Is there anything better than getting outside and seeing all that the world has to offer? There is so much more that exists beyond what we see and experience in our day-to-day lives. Yes, we should be grateful for what weve been given, but sometimes its fun to go out and see new places, have new experiences. Now, whenever traveling, regardless of our ultimate destination, well have to find some place to lay our heads at night. While Airbnbs has become extremely popular as of late, some people still prefer the comfort and somewhat familiarity of a hotel. In a clip posted on YouTube, Chad discussed the time he stayed at a rather pricey establishment in downtown Chicago. It was a bit of culture shock for him, as hes not used to staying in such expensive spots. As he mentioned in the opening moments, his stay was part of a work trip and paid for by the company. His time at the hotel in the Windy City got off on a rocky and hilarious start even before he entered the building. As Im staring, the door to my truck opens, he said. As Im turning, out of the corner of my eye, I see somebody start to get in, and so just out of a reaction, I just turn and shove this guy. And he just kind of stumbles backwards, and Im like, Dude, what are you doing? He said, Sir, Im your valet. But in my defense, I dont drive the type of vehicle that you typically valet. Later, after finally getting into the hotel, he has a brief but hilarious encounter with the person behind the desk, who helps him check in. But that wasnt all. Several hours later, he received a phone call from the hotel asking him how the room was and if everything was OK. This courtesy call had Chad more than a little confused. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

This hotel waffle story from Nate Bargatze will have you laughing out loud. The popular and talented funnyman has a skill in making anything, even the smallest, most insignificant encounter and experience, deliriously funny, and he has done that once again with what he witnessed during a continental breakfast. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear what happened when he and a buddy tried to enjoy breakfast at a hotel. Hotels are an excellent modern convenience that too many of us take for granted. They make travel and vacations possible, or at least much easier, allowing people to easily book a place to stay for a night or two while going from Point A to Point B. What would we do if hotels didn't exist? Probably open the Airbnb app and figure out something there, but thats beside the point. Most people have stayed in a hotel at some point. Some of them were great, and others likely not so much. However, despite the condition of the room or whether anything was missing or damaged, can we all admit that the continental breakfast is the best thing about staying at a hotel? Who doesnt want to wake up and rush downstairs for a cinnamon roll or a nice bowl of Lucky Charms? In a clip posted on YouTube, Nate explained that he and a buddy were trying to enjoy their hotels breakfast layout when things went horribly and hilariously wrong. What should have just been a nice breakfast turned into a catastrophe. So, Im with my buddy of mine, thats my age, he said. So, we go through; hes in front of me. Not really talking or anything, just going through. He gets to it. Its batter and syrup theyre in clear containers. Theyre not labeled, but theyre in clear containers. He gets the syrup and starts pouring it on the waffle iron. This seemed like an odd move, but Nate was interested to see where his friend was going with this culinary decision, so he just hung back and watched for a moment. And Im not even stopping him because hes not doing it where hes going, I dont, Ive never done that, he added. Hes doing it where were probably going to try it after. Hes doing it like. Im like, dude, I cant wait to see what this guy is making. Like, he might know something that I dont know. Moments later, he discovered how his friends creation turned out. And it makes black smoke, is what it makes, he said. Not all recipes will be winners. 1 Corinthians 10:31So then, if it is a question of food or drink, or any other thing, whatever you do, do all to the glory of God.