John Crist

i'm sorry I wasn't listening, i've literally never heard of you. Wife brings husband to the show and buys front row tickets, and he'd didn't know who the comedian was.

Some people just can't decide.

He'd kick everyone out of his church! ...and other reasons why John Crist couldn't be a pastor.

Everything outside is terrible! Comedian John Crist comes to grips with the fact that everything outside is so difficult.

The difference between men in LA and men from the south.

Tim Hawkins and John Crist share the stage together at a church and exchange their favorite tweets.

It's all easily reachable. There are catagories! John Crist compares online dating to online car shopping, and wonders why everyone isn't dating online.

Why is that people's outrage never lines up with how they spend their money?

John Crist details the things that are said during the family Christmas photo shoot.

Just stop naming your kids Bible names, it's not lining up.

John Crist reflects on rehab and getting cancelled.

The difference between men in LA and men from the south.

Just stop naming your kids Bible names, it's not lining up.

You ever notice women are always trying to get away?

Christians love speaking their own language.

You know the risks when you buy a ticket on Spirit Airlines.