McDonald’s hot apple pies should come with oven mitts, a liability waiver, and maybe a fire extinguisher. In this clip, I break down the molten-lava filling, why Grimace deserves a comeback tour, how fortune cookie writers have completely given up, and why Sara Lee needs to stop with the double negatives.

Every parent hits that moment when their once-adorable kid turns into a tiny storm cloud. In this clip, I talk about my daughter’s “mean phase,” the dramatic cereal-chewing ban, minivan after-school meltdowns, and the kinds of wild questions only kids can ask—like did Jesus have head lice?

If you’ve ever walked on eggshells around your own child… you’re in good company.  Clean comedy, real parenting, lots of truth.

A quick run of self-deprecating humor about getting older, bad haircuts, running with a sports bra, and driving a ’96 Ford Fiesta that barely holds together. Light, fast, and clean—classic observational comedy with a goofy twist.

This clip dives into the funny side of long-term marriage—mixed signals, impossible questions, anniversary gifts gone wrong, and the daily effort to keep the peace. The comedian shares stories about trying to understand his wife, surviving social media, raising kids in a tech world, and navigating the ups and downs of married life. It’s a relatable run of quick lines, family moments, and clean humor about the things couples laugh about once they’ve been together long enough.

The comedian shares a self-deprecating take on meeting his wife, reconnecting years later on Match, and surviving decades of online dating. He talks about usernames, algorithm fails, friends romanticizing the past, and the blunt honesty of middle-aged dating profiles. It’s a laid-back, relatable set built around timing, expectations, and the humor that comes with finding love later in life.

The comedian riffs on travel mishaps, small airports, unpredictable weather, and memorable gigs he’s survived over the years. It’s a loose, conversational set built on quick observational humor, crowd questions, and stories from the road. The tone stays easygoing and relatable, with light jokes about navigation, regional quirks, old bar gigs, and touring across the U.S. and Canada.

This set mixes pandemic-era stories with quick observations about travel, airports, Zoom mishaps, California life, and family routines. The comedian uses personal background and clean punchlines to frame the frustrations of masks, high gas prices, and oddball interactions. It’s a fast run of relatable moments built around culture, daily life, and post-Covid humor—with a little edge but still audience-friendly.

You get a light, crowd-driven set full of quick riffs, playful banter, and fast punchlines. The comedian works the room with clean humor, reacting to laughs, tossing out improvised one-liners, and turning everyday jobs into running jokes. It’s an easy watch that stays friendly the whole way through.

A playful story about performing at an outdoor-themed event and trying to connect with a crowd that’s fully geared up for hunting season. The clip leads into a light musical moment built around a simple turkey-themed bit, keeping the mood easy and humorous.

A playful take on the little routines we all have around mealtime. The jokes focus on everyday moments, familiar food habits, and the way we try to make sense of our choices. It’s an easygoing clip built around relatable eating quirks.

A fun look at familiar Thanksgiving moments, from family gatherings to classic dishes on the table. The jokes highlight the little quirks that make the holiday memorable, keeping the focus on food, gratitude, and the rhythms of the season.

A warm, upbeat set built around family quirks, small-town moments, and the funny things that happen in daily life. The stories focus on relatable routines, changing seasons, and the humor that shows up in ordinary conversations. It’s a friendly, easygoing clip with a comfortable tone and simple observational jokes.

A relaxed, outdoors-themed set built around family routines, parenting, and the funny things kids say. The tone stays light and grounded in everyday life, with jokes framed around camping trips, growing up, and the surprises that come with raising teenagers.

A fast run of stories about a childhood friend who always misunderstands the simple things. From turn-signal confusion to thinking “refuse” means the trash refused him, to believing “boldly go” is a planet in Star Trek, the comedian walks through decades of harmless mix-ups, hunting mishaps, and moments where his buddies try not to look like tourists in New York. It ends with a childhood memory about a friend with a speech issue and how their group handled it with humor and loyalty.

A musical comedy story about trying to pick up golf and failing in every possible way. Lost balls, bad swings, a cart in a tree, a woodchuck attack, heat stroke, and even a run-in that ends with jail time. A quick, catchy song about knowing when a hobby just isn’t your lane.

A fast, relatable set about how life changes over the years — from braggy class reunions to raising a toddler and dealing with a 7-pound dog who suddenly needs a behavior specialist. He jokes about shifting expectations for friends’ kids, the process of choosing an egg donor, and a dog who growls simply because she doesn’t want to be picked up. Smart, low-key storytelling with quick punch lines about family, parenting, and pets.

A funny look at marriage and how long-term love still comes with moments you can’t explain. He talks about growing up with his wife, life in a blended family, and the everyday quirks that keep him guessing — from bringing a full blanket setup to the movies to waking up mad at him for something he did in her dream. Clean, quick storytelling with relatable couple humor.

A quick hit of stand-up about what happens when you step into someone else’s home and everything feels off. From dodging the dog to getting dragged into a full house tour, he jokes about how visiting a new “environment” always turns awkward fast — especially when they lead you into the bedroom.